Buzzwords: boils/abscesses with golden pus, toxic shock after tampon use, food poisoning with rapid-onset vomiting from preformed toxin
Answer: Staphylococcus aureus — catalase+, coagulase+, beta-hemolytic clusters on Gram stain; Rx: nafcillin/oxacillin (MSSA) or vancomycin (MRSA).
Explanation
Coagulase distinguishes S. aureus from other staph species; TSST-1 causes toxic shock.